Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween & The Creamatory at Screams Ice Cream

4045 Patterson Lake Road,
Hell, MI 48169
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Hershey's premium ice cream, freshly made waffle cones, and "droppings" for your sundae from our coffin... The Creamatory of Screams is the place to go for ice cream! Plus, if you dare, you can earn your "death certificate" eating the Gravedigger Sundae. But ice cream isn't the only reason to "go to Hell," Screams is a hilarious store with T-shirts/apparel, mugs/glassware, and many more souvenirs from Hell, plus Halloween items all year long. At our Official Post Office, we stamp "Been Thru Hell" and singe every piece of mail. Buy your own square inch of Hell or be Mayor for the Day (reservations required). Outside the shop is plenty to do for any Hellion. Hell is the gateway to your "Down North" experience. Situated in over 11,000 acres of outdoor recreational, um, paradise. You heard of "Pure Michigan?" Check out "Pure Hell." Rent a kayak or canoe and enjoy Hell's chain of 7 lakes. Get married in our Wedding Chapel because a marriage that begins in Hell has no place to go but up. Play a game of mini golf, enter the Gates of Hell to have fun at various activities on our grounds, go to the dam, our bars have food to die for! Bus tours and field trips welcome.

Still need a reason to "Go to Hell?" Come during one of our unique festivals like HearseFest, Blessed in Hell, or Hell-O Summer Fest, or any event throughout the year. Check our Facebook page for up-to-date info.
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